What: I know what you're thinking. She CAN'T be getting rid of wine! Stay with me. This particular bottle is 'de-alcoholized.'
Why: When I was pregnant I gave this a go. I was so excited to discover such a thing (at Trader Joe's no less) I bought two bottles at once. It's shit. Non-alcoholic beer is 1000 times better. And anyone who has actually consumed NA beer knows that's a pretty low standard.
Where: Down the sink like the first bottle. Albeit a year or so later.