Things I'm Getting Rid Of

Hola Amigos

2011-12-15T19:37:00.001-06:00

I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya (really? January? damn, time flies) but I've been busy. Let's see... oh yeah. New baby. Had one of those in February. Then spent the last year with a new baby, a toddler, a husband, a house, and a job. Wah, wah, blah, blah.

The blog is back!

I am excited to pick up on this again, in no small part because as my second child grows up I'm really ready to purge those awful-but-worth-their-weight-in-gold-when-they-entertain-babies Big Things (gently used jumparoo anyone?). But also because I can use the extra kick in the pants to get rid of the crap that clutters my life.

This year (and we're talking 2012 here) I'm thinking about Accidental Income. I'm curious to try to monetize all those little extras this year and see where it gets me. For example: that jar of change I collect from pockets when I do laundry (finders keepers bitches - if I leave $20 in my pocket and you do the laundry that Andrew Jackson is yours); those maternity clothes I'm bringing to the resale shop in January; how much do I save over a month with coupons? And so on.

I've also decided to expand the blog a bit to include more of my "lifestyle" (yeah, that sounds obnoxious) and things I like that keep my world un-cluttered - not just Things I'm Getting Rid Of. [can we talk about Hoarders and Hoarders: Buried Alive at some point please? Ugh - love.]

So let's start with a link! Here is something fantastic I read today about the "5 Things to do 10 Minutes Before Bed". Brilliant. I already do numbers 1 and 2, and ready to add 3-5. Let's get our shit together in 2012! [personal note: must find something that rhymes with twelve other than 'delve']

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/chicago/cleaning/5-things-to-do-before-you-go-to-bed-081785

Christmas Tree Recycling

2011-01-05T12:52:00.000-06:00

And while I'm at it - don't forget about this little gem I found last year at Christmas. If you live in the Chicagoland area and have a real tree to Get Rid Of, here's a company that will pick it up and recycle it for you (for a donation - I gave $35. Is that enough?)

Do The Right Thing! Recycling

Get cash for your old gadgets

2011-01-05T12:48:00.000-06:00

This info was in Sunday's paper. I have not checked out any of the sites yet, but plan to (comments are directly from the Tribune). Truth be told, writing this post is a way for me to get another piece of paper off my desk while having a record in case I find stuff in the future to ditch. Wish I knew about these sources before I donated a TON of electronics to Goodwill last month...

BuyMyTronics - For many items you can print out a shipping label and mail your stuff free.

Green.ebay.com/instantsale - An alternative to selling on eBay or Craigslist. Shipping is free.

Gazelle - A big buyer/recycler of electronics.

Geenphone.com - For cell phones only.

RecycleBank - Trade in your electronics for points that can be redeemed at stores.

MyBoneYard.com - For donations only

Remember me?

2011-01-05T12:39:00.000-06:00

Hey out there. Remember this blog I had? Me too...

So just to recap last year, I did indeed get rid of at least 365 things. Maybe they didn't all make the blog, but I know in my heart that I did it, and you're just gonna have to take my word. I took a bunch of pictures of random things in December and when I finally get them off my camera I'll update here. But believe me, I seriously lightened the load.

I really enjoyed doing this blog, and I will continue in 2011 as much as possible. Our baby boy is due in something like 32 days and that is kicking my ass. As will a toddler plus a newborn, I'm sure. But I'll always have Things I'm Getting Rid Of and will share as much as possible.

Thanks for reading!
-Michele

Videos

2010-10-04T20:45:00.001-05:00

What: A couple DVDs, some Xbox and a PC Game. Btw, I know they're not called "videos" anymore. I wanted to type it like Hank Hill pronounced it. Vidjeahs. But that's pretty random. Even for my own blog.

Why: Jason got rid of them. I sure wasn't chomping at the bit to play FarCry2 or Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (whatever the hell that means).

Where: Amazon. I thought a bit about where to sell these. Ebay was my first choice, but then I'd have to take a picture of each, upload it, wait a week to see if it sells, blah blah blah. On Amazon all I have to do is enter the title, price the item lower than the currently listed low price, and wait. Easy. Peasy.

Fun Fact: The most valuable of the lot? The Sims 3. Never would have called that. It's up in the $20-dollar range where the others are all in the $3-dollar world.

...and just like that! Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 sold. $8.50 Thankyouverymuch.

Oprah bib

2010-09-12T10:07:00.001-05:00

[I have absolutely no idea why this stupid picture is on its side. It is right-side up in my computer, but it uploads like this. So bizarre. Don't hurt your neck.]

What: Bib from the Oprah store

Why: When you go to a taping of the Oprah show they push the store relentlessly. So much so that after you're starved and crazy from waiting in line for 2 hours then sitting through at least 2 hours of taping devoid of any of your time-wasting possessions (no purses, empty pockets, nothing electronic, not even a book is allowed) it seems like the only place TO go. So I did. And this is what I bought. Cause it's kinda clever. But (thankfully) my girl outgrew her spit up phase almost immediately before I bought this, and we recently found out our next kid is a boy. No pink bibs for him.

Where: eBay. I figured I'll take advantage of Oprah's last season and maybe get some nostalgia bids.

Come take this desk!

2010-09-11T09:25:00.005-05:00

What: My glass-and-metal desk

Why: A couple reasons: my kind and generous friend Karen gave me her old desk set with bookshelves and a side table and headboard and all sorts of bells and whistles for my new office; I need to clear out this room for my daughter so my new baby can live in the nursery.

Where: You know you want this desk. It's nice. It fits in anywhere, and the glass minimizes its look in any room. You don't have to use the whole thing. Set it up as two desks without the corner piece. Practical *and* functional. Perfection! And look how small it is when you take it apart. You can totally fit this in your car this weekend.

Danish Modern

2010-09-04T09:57:00.000-05:00

For a while there, anything that was labeled "Danish Modern" or even "Mid Century Modern" I had to buy. It got a bit out of hand. Soooo, I'm lightening the load.

What: A really cool 3-candle holder that had one of the aforementioned labels on it at a vintage store I used to frequent in Sydney.

Why: I just never seemed to take it out of storage for display

Where: eBay

Clothes

2010-07-22T07:57:00.001-05:00

So last week I gave my sister two big bags of clothes. At least 40 things that were not detailed on this blog before. Ta-da!

I swear I'm still getting rid of stuff. I promise to write more posts. Promise. From me to you.

Stay tuned.

Belkin N Wireless Router F5D8236-4

2010-06-29T14:02:00.000-05:00

What: Wireless router I bought for Jason thinking I was the Best Gift Giver Ever

Why: Apparently, what he really wanted was a router/modem combo, which we just had to buy because the crappy one AT&T gave us done broke.

Where: Sold on ebay! Cool $40.

Cards

2010-06-11T15:52:00.000-05:00

What: A ton (like 80) of trading cards (Baseball, Football, Basketball, Hockey and Comic Book)

Why: I think these once belonged to my brother in law. But I know we've had them forever. No more.

Where: Ebay baby! I've spent both nap times today listing these things and I've only got 9 of them up. It's a long road, but will hopefully be somewhat profitable. My dad and I tried to sell them at a random comic shop we came across in the suburbs, but in their eternal words "that market's dead." Let's hope not.

I killed the pillow

2010-06-09T10:32:00.000-05:00

What: Pillow

Why: I've washed pillows before with no adverse effects. This one died. Did a number on the inside of my washer too. Mess.

Where: Garbage. Actually, I put it on top of the garbage in case a nice bum wanted a pillow for the night. It was gone in a few hours. Ahh, city living.

Random Plastic Flatware

2010-06-04T09:21:00.000-05:00

What: Plastic forks, spoons, etc.

Why: You know what's great about moms? They do shit for you that's above and beyond. My mom was here the other day helping me with the baby, and when my kid was sleeping know what mom did? She re-arranged an entire cabinet so that it was both functional *and* baby-proof (ooh! and she wiped clean the shelves when they were empty - Go Mom!). In said cabinet, in the way way back, were all these old delivery utensils packets. It's just one of those things I guess. Hard to throw away when you have them, stupid to hold on to for any amount of time.

Where: Plastic bits were recycled. Napkins were used that day to wipe down counters and tables. The rest went to trash city.

Bathmat

2010-06-04T09:17:00.000-05:00

What: Old bathmat

Why: While it doesn't look so bad in the photo, trust me. It was. It was indeed old, had random bleach spots (?), frayed pieces, and the backing had seen much much better days. Yet another cheap home good we shipped to and from Australia and the USA. D'oh.

Where: Garbage

HP Deskjet F380

2010-06-02T17:52:00.000-05:00

What: One perfectly good HP color printer purchased in Sydney in 2007

Why: My friend gave me her old one which also has fax capabilities.

Where: My Dad was over today talking about needing a new printer. Serendipity!

BONUS: Did I mention I have a thing for keeping boxes? Yeah, I know. So I remembered the box for this (yes, ok, I keep them in separate places. I know it makes no sense) and my Dad (Mom) doesn't want it so out it goes in the recycling tonight.

Two in a row!

2010-06-01T20:27:00.000-05:00

Continuing on a theme...

What: Self tanner I bought in Australia. In 2007.

Why: Do I need to explain?

Where: Garbage

April 27, 2010

2010-05-31T20:55:00.000-05:00

That's the day my New Year's Resolution took a hiatus. Anyway.

Hey all! Remember me? You know, excuses, excuses. But I'm back. And man, have I got some great Things To Get Rid Of.

Stick with me - it'll be good.

Let's start with one of my deep dark secrets: makeup. I don't wear it on any regular basis, so I almost never buy any. And then I just keep it forever. Of course, the Internets have schooled me on how disgusting this is, so I'm reluctantly cleaning shop. So let's start with:

What: Lip Gloss

Why: See above (I honestly cannot even tell you when I purchased this. I'm afraid to admit it may have been when I lived in NYC '99-'01. Super gross, I know.)

Where: Garbage. Swear.

Added bonus: there are two more in random purses somewhere. You have my solemn vow that I will toss them as soon as they turn up.

S'up?

2010-05-06T12:07:00.000-05:00

Hi guys. Remember when I had a daily blog? Yeah, me too. Kinda got away from me there. But fear not faithful followers, I have been Getting Rid of Things all along. And taking pictures too. It's the pesky upload-photos-and-write-about-it bit that's slowed me down. I'll get to it though. Oh I will. Here's a (picture-less) sneak peek:

Old bed sheets!
Bathmat from many years ago!
Kitchen utensils that I thought I would use but never do!
Glassware!
More clothes!

See? The excitement never stops. But sometimes the blog posts do. Stay tuned...

Mad

2010-04-27T12:19:00.000-05:00

I'm catching up....

What: Two old ass issues of Mad Magazine. June '57 and April '58

Why: We stopped by the in laws' house this weekend and they were given to us. I'm not sure if they ever belonged to my husband or were always his father's or what, but regardless we walked out of there with them.

Where: eBay and eBay

Sunday Again

2010-04-18T10:30:00.000-05:00

Time for me to update the blog!

What: Folding Chair
Why: I left this outside all winter under the deck. It is cracked. Do not sit.
Where: Garbage. But interestingly enough, the other day I was looking out our bedroom window and saw someone pull this same chair out of the neighbors' garbage. So it's been claimed and discarded another time since I Got Rid of it.

What: Watering Can
Why: While it looks cool, it sucks as a watering can. It gets water everywhere when pouring and doesn't hold much capacity.
Where: Garage sale. Someone else take my crappy stuff!

What: Old cell phone
Why: A friend gave this to me when I was going overseas because... I don't remember. But I do know the best feature of this phone is that the screen is a mirror when not in use. Clever!
Where: Garage sale? My father in law also *loves* this type of shit. I'll give it to him if it doesn't sell.

What: Clothes
Why: Because I have to get rid of them.
Where: Donate

Book

2010-04-11T19:22:00.000-05:00

What: The book "Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating Or Having Sex"

Why: Today I attended the taping of a TV talk show. One that films right here in Chicago. Put on your thinking caps everyone. What could it be? Hint: Springer and Jenny Jones have long been canceled. At said talk show taping I had to sign a piece of paper that stated, in bold print, that I may NOT BLOG about my experience. So, in a completely unrelated matter, I unexpectedly acquired this book today. It's clever, but I do not want.

Where: Selling it on Amazon

Timer

2010-04-09T08:26:00.001-05:00

What: Timer for indoor lights

Why: It does not work. Lights will come on at will, and either stay on or go off immediately. I try to override it but each time I do that I get a whole new schedule for the lights turning on and/or going off. Some times I go to bed and they're off, and when I get up at 3am with the baby I see the lights are on downstairs. It does not keep the current time, which I'm guessing is the main problem. That or it's haunted.

Where: Garbage. And this is why I'm including this on the post: I honestly thought more than twice about keeping it. Or selling it at a garage sale. A broken, haunted timer. Purchased at Menards for under $5. I really need this blog to keep me honest.

Baby Vase

2010-04-08T14:25:00.000-05:00

What: Baby-theme ceramic vase

Why: I think I got this at my baby shower (most likely with flowers) and for some reason I felt sentimental enough about it to keep it this long. Almost a year now. And I really don't like it. I mean, it's adorable. And looks great with flowers. But there was no reason for me to keep it this long.

Where: Garage sale

The BIG One

2010-04-07T13:54:00.001-05:00

What: Wow. Our pool table. The Gandy Big G

Why: We were not going to ever get rid of this pool table. Then we had a baby. Then she got bigger. Then her toys started getting bigger. We need the space.

Where: Craigslist. Ebay. I've got a call into a company who claims to buy pool tables. Anyone?

Note: Apologies to Terry! We loved this. But it's time to go.

cough

2010-04-05T13:17:00.002-05:00

I've been sick. Jason's been sick. The baby's been sick. Are you sure you're not sick?
Looks like I'll be doing a lot of these make-up posts. Such is the blogging life.

What: Heart-shaped wine bottle cap-thingy

Why: What are these used for in real life? Because it won't keep your wine good overnight. And why would you close up a bottle of wine already opened and being enjoyed? I don't get it. What am I missing?

Where: Garage sale

What: Random incense

Why: Regardless of how fancy the incense is, it still smacks of hippy to me.

Where: Garage sale? Garbage? I'll try selling it first I guess...

What: This old pillow

Why: Old pillows are gross. This one used to be covered with my early attempts at knitting. The outer bit got gross, I cut it off, and discovered the interior pillow to also be gross. Gross gross gross.

Where: Garbage

What: Two Pillowcases (and yes, I'm counting these as 2 things)

Why: These are the pillow cases we bought in Australia while waiting for our real things to arrive. Whatever they are made out of does not exist in nature. Cotton does not grow in Oz, so natural fibers are expensive down unda.

Where: Again, garage sale? Will someone actually buy these things?

Serving Stuff

2010-03-31T13:00:00.000-05:00

What: Large Tray and Olive Dish

Why: I told you I like a serving dish. First the tray: it's a good looking piece, right? Unfortunately, it just never worked. It's not quite the right size (too small) and because of the handles on the side things can roll off it very easily. Last week I went to Ikea for something totally unrelated, and walked away with two *new* trays. Giggity. I dare you to go to Ikea for one thing and walk out with that one thing only. Anyway. The new will replace the old.

The other is a little bowl for olives. You're supposed to discard the seeds in the middle. I don't eat olives. Jason does. So I thought this thing would be perfect. We've never used it. Ever. And in reality, the thought of discarded pits gathered together in the center of a serving piece is just nasty.

Where: Garage sale

Itty Bitty Mouse

2010-03-29T10:23:00.000-05:00

What: Teeny tiny widdle mouse

Why: Please note in the picture that I have ridiculously small hands. It's a miracle I could ever play piano. So we never use this mouse. I found it in a drawer I made for Jason years ago marked "cords and computer equipment." And yes, that means we moved this thing from Los Angeles to Sydney, Australia to Chicago. Smart!

Where: Per usual, I'll try eBay first. Then put it into the Garage Sale pile.

Ouch

2010-03-27T15:10:00.000-05:00

What: Jason's Wisdom Tooth

Why: He had it removed today.

Where: Where do old teeth go? Tooth fairy? Oh, Jason just said they go to dental schools.

*NOTE* it is that color because of antibiotics he was given as a child. He's actually in a text book of some sort about it. His remaining teeth are all white. He's just like the rest of us now.

Aw Snap.

2010-03-25T14:57:00.001-05:00

It happened again. A week got away from me. But fear not. Here are seven Things I'm Getting Rid Of.

What: Reverend Horton Heat poster
Why: Same reason I'm getting rid of my other 90s rock posters
Where: eBay (even though I'm not having much luck with the others...)

What: Two serving dishes

Why: While I *love* a good serving dish (any sort of tray or bowl or anything - ever need to buy me a gift? You can't go wrong with a serving something or other) these were left over in our house when we bought it. At one point there must have been an open house here and those were used for snacks. Which is kinda odd, because the house was completely empty, save for this tray and bowl. They still have the Target stickers on the back. Nothing wrong with Target of course, I shop there weekly. Just commenting on their state of (un)cleanliness.

Where: Garage Sale

What: The Gravediggers
Why: Here's a tip: Don't go into Half Price Books tipsy. You will definitely judge a book by its cover. This cover is excellent. This book is not.
Where: From whence it came.

What: Stripperish Shoes
Why: Honestly, these shoes look cute on. And I hope everyone in the Chicagoland area knows of City Soles. Yes, it's hit or miss. But when it's hit it's amazing. Not to even get into the buy-10-get-1-free (which you can combine with other people to amass 10) they have a sale section that's often something crazy like buy-1-get-1-for-five-cents. Hence, five-cent shoes with plastic straps that make them look like stripper shoes when they're not on my feet.
Where: My friend saw them and took them home with her.

What: An old favorite
Why: Jason loved this shirt. I know I have a picture of him wearing it in our NYC apartment. And before. We had that apartment in 1999.
Where: Garage Sale/Goodwill

What: Olive Green Max Studio Pants
Why: I bought these pants for work but they were never dressy enough. And without heels my legs didn't good. And yes, I tried them with the above shoes. No good. I gave these pants one more try post-baby. Nope. They gots to go.
Where: Garage Sale/Goodwill

Shoes

2010-03-18T15:18:00.001-05:00

What: Lime green sandals

Why: I always really liked these shoes. The heel is the perfect size for summer. The color is great with shorts or jeans. I want to describe them as "kicky" but I've never actually seen that term used outside of the sales lady in the Cathy comics. Anyway, the god damned strap on these kicky shoes always gave me the worst blisters. I tried everything. Including an entire summer of wearing band aids across the tops of both feet. Not the best plan.

Where: I'll try selling them this summer at the garage sale, but they will be donated if they don't sell. Blisters for the poor!

Jewelry

2010-03-17T10:55:00.000-05:00

What: Random pieces of jewelry including a choker from Urban Outfitters, a bead bracelet (which was a gift... oops), a necklace that was once fancy and special and a chunky bracelet whose makeup and origin I'm not quit sure of.

Why: Don't wear them anymore, or never did.

Where: Garage sale

Spring Has Sprung!

2010-03-16T15:43:00.000-05:00

What: In honor of this beautiful Spring day (although I know in my heart of hearts that it will get cold again), I am getting rid of this headband-y thing I used to wear when I used jog outside in the freezing cold.

Why: I last went jogging in the freezing cold in 1998. Also I think I bought this thing to match the ski jacket I got for Christmas in the 8th grade.

Where: Goodwill (unless my sister wants it - she does crazy things like jog in the cold)

More Electronics

2010-03-15T16:07:00.000-05:00

What: ?? Anyone?

Why: Jason said I could get rid of it

Where: I'm going to try eBay again because that old modem actually has someone "watching" it - which is one small step away from bidding. I can practically feel that $1.50 (less eBay fees, less PayPal fees) in my pocket.

Jason's Favorite Sweater

2010-03-14T09:50:00.000-05:00

What: Dark Blue With Orange Piping Down The Sides Hugo Boss Sweater

Why: There's a hole in the elbow, dear Liza, dear Liza. It's been patched a few times too. He must have really pointy elbows.

Where: Donate

Electronics

2010-03-13T10:06:00.000-06:00

What: Honest, I don't really know what this is. A modem?

Why: Jason said I could get rid of it

Where: Ebay? Garage sale? I'll try both. In that order. If it doesn't go at the garage sale I'll give it to my father in law. He loves this kind of thing.

Beer Cozy

2010-03-12T12:32:00.000-06:00

What: Green Bay Packers Beer Jersey

Why: Wine Wear. One of our million dollar ideas we never did anything about. When we were in China they were selling these little Chinese outfits that fit over a bottle of wine. Very cute. I bought like 4. Great to bring to a party. It was our big idea to make them here in the US but instead of Chinese outfits we were going to do things like a bridal gown, tuxedo, and so on. The idea grew to football (for the higher class tailgater) and thus I bough this for research. It's still a great idea. I should totally get on that. But I don't need this.

Where: ebay baby

Little Purse

2010-03-11T09:19:00.000-06:00

What: Little embroidered bag from our trip to India

Why: My niece really loves little purses

Where: Given to said niece during our trip to Florida

Guide Me

2010-03-10T17:24:00.000-06:00

What: 7 Luxe Guide Books

Why: These are awesome guides. If you are planning a trip to any major city in the world, check them out. They are full of exactly where to shop, hang out, drink, party and sight-see cool shit. But they go out of date quickly and I don't think I'll be traveling to Bangkok again any time soon.

Where: I will attempt to sell them on eBay. It's weird, this is the first time since I started this blog that I don't have anything for sale on eBay. Time to remedy that.

I'm Baaaa-aack

2010-03-09T20:11:00.002-06:00

Damn, I used my Jim Anchower too soon.

Well, here we are. My first real stumble. Of course I blame technical issues. But I will make it up to you. I promise to. (Jason talked to Peter Cetera's sister in law today so I can't get Chicago out of my head)

So let's do this thang. Here are nine (count em! 9!) things to make up the last nine days. Here we go:

What: 3 men's dress shirts
Why: I'll have to ask Jason, but the fact that he gave them to me is enough. Be gone!
Where: Goodwill

What: 2 super old hand towels
Why: When we moved back to the US we sublet a crazy, creepy condo (fully furnished) until we found, purchased, and closed on our home. My old blog chronicled this weird place, but alas, that blog has disappeared. I don't want to talk about it. My mom gave me these hand towels to use there. I think one of them has my name ironed on the inside so I could bring it to camp. The red one.
Where: Rag city.

What: 4 Christmas napkin rings
Why: Yes, I realize that's kinda cheap. Using a set of napkin rings as four things. But that's how many are there, and let's be honest, I have months and months to go. So these are nice, I just won't use them.
Where: Garage sale. Because someone will use them.

Eeeeek!

2010-03-04T09:54:00.000-06:00

Ok, so here's the deal. The computer I usually use for my blog is temporarily kaput. It was running an "evaluation" copy of Windows 7 which we inadvertantly let expire. I bought an upgrade, but it was the wrong one. So once I get back to Staples, get the right thing, get it loaded and reinstall all the photos I have saved for the blog which thankfully are saved on an external hard drive, (oh, and lets add Jason bringing said hard drive home from work to the list) the blog will be back up and running.

Today is my 36th birthday. Today I'm getting rid of my early 30s. So long suckas!

Goodbye Old Friend

2010-02-28T12:22:00.000-06:00

What: Suitcase

Why: Ah, my suitcase. My Whittman-Hart suitcase. What's Whittman-Hart? Why, it's one of the first companies I worked for right out of college. It no longer exists, but during the dot com heydays it was a hell of a place to work. As a lowly "coordinator" I got stock options. They had great parties and were constantly giving shit away, like nice luggage! This trusty bag has been around the world with me. Many times. The top outer pocket lost its stitching in the Middle East and had to be removed. The final straw came this last week in Florida. A rip has been festering on the top for years that finally came to expose the entire contents of the suitcase. I did my best to seal it with electrical tape (all there was at my parents' condo) but unpacking damp clothes from the hole this weekend told me it had to go. So sad. I love you perfect-size suitcase!

Where: I didn't have the heart to put it in the actual garbage bin outside. I left it perched on top, in hopes that a vagrant will use it for years to come.

Back with Beck

2010-02-27T08:54:00.000-06:00

Hola amigos. It's been a long time since I rapped at ya but I've been chillin in God's waiting room.

What: Another rock poster. Beck.

Why: As cool as it is, posters like this just won't find a home on my walls again.

Where: Either my brother in law will take it or it goes on eBay.

Vacation All I Ever Wanted

2010-02-22T07:30:00.001-06:00

What: A collection of men's t-shirts

Why: Ellie and I are going to Florida for the week to visit my parents. Leaving poor Jason at a (quiet, baby free) home. So here are ten t-shirts to make up for the five days I'll be gone. 10 is a bit of overkill, but you know.

Where: Donate. I would like to find a way to send them to Haiti (most are new - Jase is given a lot of t-shirts at work) but that whole UPS-will-send-for-free thing was not true. I called. They won't even take packages to Haiti if you don't have a specific address. I should have time to google a charity that is sending stuff to Haiti while I'm away. If my dad hogs the computer the whole time they'll just go to Goodwill when we get back.

Pavement

2010-02-21T07:30:00.000-06:00

What: Pavement (and Shutter To Think and Silkworm) Show Poster Signed by Ward Sutton

Why: I cleared this with my sister first. She gave me and Jason 3 rock posters back in the mid 90s. For a long time it was the only art in our house. But we have since moved on.

Where: My brother in law is thinking about taking some of them. If he doesn't they're going on ebay where others are selling for $80. Cha-ching!

Another apron

2010-02-20T14:33:00.000-06:00

What: Apron. It says "Cheeky Food Group"

Why: I don't really get it, and I'm not even sure where this came from

Where: Up for grabs - but Garage Sale if no one wants it

Ikea Frames

2010-02-19T11:50:00.000-06:00

What: Three Black Ikea Frame Boxes

Why: My husband is very creative. He makes these super cool dioramas with obscure Japanese toys. They're really excellent. The difficult part is finding the right framed box in which he can create. These did not work. Too shallow. I wonder if he'll want me to keep these.... totally didn't even ask.

Where: Garage sale fo sho. Two of them are still in their shrink wrap!

Come on now

2010-02-18T10:25:00.002-06:00

What: Velvet Leopard Print Hat

Why: Velvet leopard print hat given as a gift to my daughter. My 7 month old daughter.

Where: Donate to a baby in need of a velvet leopard print hat

Ariel Blanc

2010-02-17T13:44:00.003-06:00

What: I know what you're thinking. She CAN'T be getting rid of wine! Stay with me. This particular bottle is 'de-alcoholized.'

Why: When I was pregnant I gave this a go. I was so excited to discover such a thing (at Trader Joe's no less) I bought two bottles at once. It's shit. Non-alcoholic beer is 1000 times better. And anyone who has actually consumed NA beer knows that's a pretty low standard.

Where: Down the sink like the first bottle. Albeit a year or so later.

Art

2010-02-16T12:51:00.003-06:00

What: Picasso Print

Why: I bought this for my apartment in NYC. Jason was never a big fan, so it's been carted around the world in storage with a bunch of other posters. 10 years later it's time to go.

Where: I hope to sell it. I'm going to do some research. It's pencil numbered, so maybe it's kinda sorta maybe worth something.

Catching Up Now

2010-02-15T14:41:00.003-06:00

What: Nike Bathing Suit

Why: It doesn't fit

Where: This is tricky. Can you donate a bathing suit? It's almost new, hardly ever worn. But then again, that's kind of like donating underwear. Skeevy. I'm really not sure. If I can't donate it I guess I'll throw it out. That's a bummer.

Pretend like it's still Sunday

2010-02-15T14:36:00.003-06:00

What: Blue Beach Wrap Thingy With Dangling Beads

Why: I bought this to wear on my honeymoon. And I did. Then never again. We've lived in some serious beachy cities, but it's just not my thang.

Where: I really think my sister would want this. And we're going to Florida next week. I'll call her. If not, garage sale.

50s Apron

2010-02-13T12:23:00.003-06:00

What: Funky 50s reversible apron

Why: I thought I would wear this. It's super cute. But alas. I prefer my aprons to cover the top of me too. Messy.

Where: Laura?

Too many bad jokes came to mind for this title

2010-02-12T14:38:00.003-06:00

What: Corkscrew

Why: I'm a professional wine drinker. I use a wine key.

Where: Anyone want it? If not - garage sale city

Spritzer

2010-02-12T14:30:00.005-06:00

What: Jurlique Rose Water Spray

Why: My dear friend Vivienne gave me a bunch of beauty products from Jurlique, an amazing Aussie skin car line, for my birthday. I loved them all and used them often. The rose water spray seemed to last forever. Truth time: Viv gave these to me for my 29th birthday. In a few weeks I turn 36. It understand that's a bit too long to hold on to beauty products.

Where: This was actually hard for me to do (there was still at least half left!), but it was with a heavy heart that I threw it in the trash.

Yesterday

2010-02-12T10:28:00.003-06:00

Pesky Internets trouble. Back soon!

The Inevitable

2010-02-10T10:55:00.003-06:00

What: A blanket with sleeves! Ever hear of such a crazy thing? Think about it, you can wear it inside and still use your arms! How about wearing it to an outdoor sporting event?

Why: Jason got this as a gift from a vendor. We did NOT purchase. Here's my primary gripe: what about your back? The snuggie/slanket/whatever does not keep your back warm at all.

Where: Garage sale. Prediction: Every garage sale for the next 10 years will contain one of these.

Gross Old iPod Cover

2010-02-09T16:17:00.002-06:00

What: Gross old iPod Cover

Why: Gross old iPod Cover

Where: Garbage

Oops

2010-02-08T09:29:00.003-06:00

I missed my first day yesterday. Wicked hangover. To make up for it, I'm getting rid of two things today. We're back to the clothes for a bit, but hang in there. I filled up a container of crap this weekend and will have more interesting things to post shortly.

What: Two tank tops, circa 2001 NYC

Why: My figure (and fashion in general) is just slightly different than it was then

Where: Gave to a friend who is the same age now that I was in 2001

Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine

2010-02-06T08:12:00.003-06:00

What: Green Wine Bag that says "wine wine wine wine wine" (in case you were confused as to what to carry in a bag this size)

Why: I'm just not going to use this. I have other wine bag tote things. Which makes me wonder if I'll ever use those either?

Where: Garage sale. Someone might want it for a quarter.

Long sleeve shirt

2010-02-05T15:39:00.003-06:00

What: Brown Max Studio Long Sleeve Shirt

Why: Is this getting boring to anyone else? Enough already. Let me get through the weekend and I'll have some more interesting stuff to post.

Where: Gave to a friend

Extra! Hangers

2010-02-05T15:23:00.003-06:00

What: Crappy wire hangers

Why: I told you! No wire hangers. Ever!

Where: Now here's the point to this post - did you know that most dry cleaners will take the hangers back? I had no idea! The other day I saw a BIG sign announcing as much at my dry cleaners. A sign I've somehow missed the past two years. So I gathered up a shit ton of hangers and brought them back. Ta-da!

PS - I'm not counting this because normally I'd throw away the old hangers. This is way better.

Another pair of crazy jeans

2010-02-04T10:18:00.003-06:00

What: Jeans. Super low rise, boot cut jeans with a weird seam down the front and back. Would you respect me in the morning if I admitted to a star-shaped patch on the back pocket?

Why: See above

Where: Donate

Brown Cardi

2010-02-03T10:06:00.003-06:00

What: Brown Emanuel (Ungaro) for Liberte Cardigan

Why: Told you I wore a lot of cardigans. This one I actually bought at Liberty in London during Boxing Day sales. I have never seen such crowds. Oxford Street was wall-to-wall people. Jason made me swear never again. Memories. But the sweater is very worn. And has a hole. And ok, it was Boxing Day 1996.

Where: Donate

Little grey cardigan

2010-02-02T10:57:00.002-06:00

What: Grey 3/4 sleeve cardigan

Why: My entire work wardrobe used to consist of dress-pants-and-cardigan outfits. This was one of the last. I just don't wear it any more.

Where: It went to a loving home.

Funky black jacket

2010-02-01T19:06:00.003-06:00

What: Cool black jacket

Why: I love it, but I just don't wear it any more. Acquired at my friend Oskar's boutique in LA. If you're ever in Echo Park, do your wardrobe a favor and go to Luxe de Ville.

Where: Gave to a friend who is already wearing it. As it should be.

A note about February

2010-02-01T09:42:00.000-06:00

February is all about clothes.

I will be going through our closets and purging. I know that makes for a bit of a dull blog, but it has to be done. At least I chose the shortest month.

This also gives me the time to scour the rest of the house, because the obvious junk has already been listed and there are still 11 months to go.

Bluetooth ear thingy

2010-01-31T10:23:00.003-06:00

What: Jawbone Noise Assassin Bluetooth thingamabob

Why: It's one of those things that you put in your ear to talk hands-free with your cell phone that makes you look like an insane person. We actually got this as a gift for attending a Google party. We gave one to the babysitter.

Where: This one I'm selling on ebay

Again with the Playboy mugs

2010-01-30T09:45:00.005-06:00

What: Two more Playboy mugs

Why: Don't use 'em. Note: these were NOT gifts from Patty. I use the ones she gave me. So yeah, before this started I had 3 sets of Playboy mugs. That's kinda weird.

Where: Garage sale fo sho.

Buckle

2010-01-29T07:42:00.005-06:00

What: "Square Dancing" Belt Buckle

Why: Ironic belt buckles are so 2002. Plus I have one that says JASON -that his grandmother got him in Mexico in the late 70s- and it's all I need.

Where: Garage sale. Maybe someone else will find it funny too.

Under Garments

2010-01-28T12:18:00.000-06:00

[not posting a photo you pervert]

What: Underwear

Why: Rules to live by: Socks with holes automatically get trashed. Any underwear you'd be embarrassed to be seen by your high school crush in also gets trashed. How your high school crush sees you in your underwear is your own issue.

Where: Garbage

Note: I'm not going to post every time I toss some skivvies. But I will increase the tally by the number of things tossed.

And even more office supplies

2010-01-27T09:19:00.004-06:00

What: A stack of legal-size green hanging file folders.

Why: My file cabinets are letter size

Where: Garage sale. I'm only counting this as one "thing" because a single hanging file folder should just be trashed. A pile of hanging file folders might bring in $.50 at a garage sale.

Garage sale update! My friend Michael is having a sale at his place this summer and has promised me a table. I'm very happy to have this in my plans. Everything that doesn't sell at this sale will be trashed or donated. My "garage sale" bin will be full!

More from my office

2010-01-26T13:50:00.003-06:00

What: Printable presentation folders

Why: I don't remember why I bought these in the first place (or when if I'm being totally honest). I do presentations for my job, but I've never had to print my own folders. Some of the stuff we've accumulated is just weird.

Where: Garage sale

Cleaning out the office now

2010-01-25T08:00:00.000-06:00

What: Do it yourself business cards

Why: Because that's the classy way to introduce yourself and your small business.

Where: It's an unopened package, so maybe it would sell. I'll give it a go.

Built Bottle Tote

2010-01-24T07:52:00.000-06:00

Hey friendly bloggers. We are out of town for the next few days. I quickly made a few posts to keep up with my resolution, but they're a bit brief. Back to my old witty self next week.

What: Insulated baby bottle tote.

Why: Got it as a gift. Don't use it.

Where: Ebay

Perfection Compact 1600

2010-01-23T07:50:00.004-06:00

What: Travel hair drier

Why: I've had this for years (maybe since college? before?) but I can't remember the last time I actually used it. Hotels all have blow driers, and if I ever go anywhere that doesn't have one (camping? not likely) I'll just suffer with frizz. And it's not really all that portable. I'll save the room in my carryon for tabloids.

Where: Garage sale?

Wine Stopper

2010-01-22T09:39:00.004-06:00

What: Curly Cue Wine Stopper

Why: Another client gift. While this is nice, it is my belief that wine is for drinking. Not sipping, closing up, and storing for another day. Does anyone really do that? Clearly I do not.

Where: Garage sale pile

Another hat

2010-01-21T09:07:00.005-06:00

What: Wisconsin Badgers baseball cap

Why: Jason and I did graduate from UW-Madison. And when they're not playing my beloved Wolverines we always cheer for them. But, as I said before, Jason doesn't ever wear baseball hats. And I'm just not that kind of girl. So it's been collecting dust.

Where: Albeit much less quirky than the last one I tried to sell, this may do better on ebay. But because of the lackluster experience I had last time (listed twice, zero interest), I'm putting this out to the general population first. Who wants it?

Baby Hats

2010-01-20T09:27:00.003-06:00

What: 3 brand spanking new baby hats

Why: I found these when I was going through Ellie's clothes. I completely missed having her wear them and her noggin is far too big now.

Where: Because they still have the tags, I'm going to sell them on ebay. My new favorite thing to do.

UPDATE 1/27/10: SOLD on eBay for a whopping $1.00

Guide Books

2010-01-19T08:00:00.001-06:00

What: Food&Wine magazine Wine Guide 2009 and BlackBook Chicago 2009

Why: These were given to us at Christmastime. I don't know if the gift givers realized that was the ass end of 2009, but whatever. We live here. We don't need a guide book. And we have a Lush right down the street, so that's our wine guide. Complain complain...

Where: I have these listed on Half.com which is a good place to sell books. But because I want them to sell and get outta my house, they're also listed on Amazon.

Japanimation

2010-01-18T09:54:00.006-06:00

I'm very happy that today's post is not about my car. We discovered it stolen from our garage yesterday morning, but were lucky enough to have it recovered by the afternoon. Thank you CPD! And although I have now inadvertently "gotten rid of" my GPS, iPod, rear view mirror (who takes that?), and iPass insurance will replace them, so they don't count.

Back to the junk:

What: Japanese anime keychains

Why: I bought these in Tokyo a few years ago with the intention of .... ?

Where: Ebay. I don't know who the characters are, perhaps they're collectible? We shall see.

Platter

2010-01-17T10:01:00.004-06:00

What: Large oval white plastic platter

Why: I think this was packaged with a carving board I received as a gift. I use the carving board all the time but I've never used the platter. I have others.

Where: I guess I'll put it in the Garage Sale pile. Maybe I'll list it on ebay, but I can't imagine anyone buying it. But then again, that Cake Boss apron already has 2 bids on it and is selling for at least $8.29. So you never know. Anyone want it?

Who's the Cake Boss?

2010-01-16T10:15:00.004-06:00

What: Cake Boss Apron

Why: Jason brought this home from a work event. At least I think that's how it ended up here. While I should probably wear more aprons, I'm not going to wear this one. And I don't watch the show. Should I?

Where: I listed this on ebay last week. Jason just said I should have added "prove your cake bossiness" to the listing. Where was he when I was writing the ad? Oh yeah, work.

Candy Canes

2010-01-15T08:05:00.001-06:00

In honor of Jason's birthday. Happy birthday!!

What: 1 box of candy canes. Cherry candy canes.

Why: Ick. My husband likes cherry flavored things, so one Christmas I bought these thinking he'd love them. He had zero interest. So at the end of the season I packed them up and waited until the next Christmas to bring them back out again. I repeated that patten more years than I can remember. He wasn't fooled.

Where: They didn't go back in the decorations box this year. They went to the trash.

Baby Clothes

2010-01-14T08:00:00.000-06:00

What: One large bag of baby clothes. I lost track at 40 items, so that's what I'm using on the counter.

Why: You get a lot of clothes when you have a baby. Especially a baby girl. My sister said "anyone with a uterus will buy you something pink." She was right. And then babies grow. Quickly. My kid went from newborn size to 12 month size in 6 months. I picked out my favorites that I'm saving in case we have another baby girl some day, but the rest were just too much.

Where: I've given them away to (stay with me) my friend's nanny's daughter who recently had a baby girl.

Baseball Hat

2010-01-13T08:00:00.000-06:00

What: EA Sports Knockout Kings Baseball Hat

Why: My husband got this hat when he worked at EA. In 2001. He doesn't wear baseball hats. Ever.

Where: I'm trying to sell this on ebay. Not a lot of luck thus far. Any takers?

Socks

2010-01-12T08:15:00.000-06:00

My husband's caught the fever! His contribution:

What: Socks (8 pair)

Why: While not the most exciting things to get rid of, they do help. I actually thought for half a second about saving these for, I don't know, rags? That cute craft project I saw in a magazine this Christmas about dying old socks red and hanging them on a string? That ain't happening.

Where: Garbage

Hand Held Blender

2010-01-11T08:00:00.001-06:00

What: Oster hand blender

Why: I got a new (better) one for Christmas

Where: I'm going to try to give it away. Who wants it? Anyone? If there are no takers I'll try Freecycle. A friend just told me about it (Thanks Julie!). I have a feeling I'll be very well acquainted with this fine site.

Vice

2010-01-10T08:00:00.003-06:00

What: 13 issues of Vice Magazine

Why: I love this magazine. But do I really need to keep all 13 copies?

Where: Selling them on ebay. Here is what my ad says

Go ahead, own the coolest magazine going.
Bring them out at parties. Leave them in the bathroom. Laugh at the Do's and Don'ts.

You are bidding on a lot of 13 issues of VICE Magazine, including the over sized Photo Issue 2009.

This auction includes the following issues
Volume 15, Number 10 - The Talking Issue
Volume 15, Number 11 - The No Photos Issue
Volume 15, Number 12 - The Fiction Issue 2008
Volume 16, Number 1 - The Universal Sadness Issue
Volume 16, Number 2 - The Writing-Cute-Things-On-The-Spine-Of-This-Magazine-Every-Issue-Is-Starting-To-Feel-Like-A-Lame-Gimmick Issue
Volume 16, Number 3 - The Fashion Issue 2009
Volume 16, Number 4 - The Technology Issue
Volume 16, Number 5 - The Brazilian Issue
Volume 16, Number 6 - The Conversations With Distinguished Gentlemen Issue
Volume 16, Number 7 - The Photo Issue 2009 - OVERSIZED ISSUE
Volume 16, Number 8 - Moments Like This Never Last
Volume 16, Number 9 - A Film Issue
Volume 16, Number 10 - 1994

All copies are in good condition. They have all been read (at least once). Please email me with any questions.

1/12/09 Update: They sold for $26!!

Oven Mitt

2010-01-09T08:00:00.001-06:00

What: Black oven mitt

Why: This miss has lost it's protecting-my-hand-from-high-temperature abilities. I'd slightly burn my fingers taking stuff out of the oven if I wasn't careful. Time to go. You'd think this would have been an easy decision. It's been this way for a long time. Funny that it took a challenge for me to look at it with an eye toward reality.

Were: Garbage

Dishes

2010-01-08T08:01:00.000-06:00

What: Set of dishes. Specifically (there once were 8 of each):

7 large plates
6 small plates
7 soup bowls
8 large bowls
4 coffee mugs

(that's 32 things!!)

Why: I'm a teeny bit sentimental about this. These are dishes I got from my wedding registry. But time has come (8 years) and I got new ones for Christmas! And to be perfectly honest they made this scraping noise when a knife or a fork hit them a certain way. It made my skin crawl. Even thinking a out it raises the hairs on my neck.

Where: Giving them to my brother in law and his girlfriend

Checking In

2010-01-08T07:48:00.003-06:00

It's been one week and I think this is going pretty well. 7 days, 14 items and $45 coming in. Not bad! I have a bit of a backlog and haven't had to make any really harsh decisions yet. All in all I'm encouraged.

A few thoughts:
If anyone sees anything I'm getting rid of that they want, just let me know in the comments. I'm happy to share.

And speaking of sharing, let me know what you're getting rid of! Lots of people have told me this is inspiring them to lighten their loads. I'd love to know the Things You're Getting Rid Of.

I'm also toying with the idea of Things I'm Keeping. A spotlight of my favorite stuff in the house. But that's for another day.

Thanks for joining me! Let's get rid of more stuff!

Children's Book

2010-01-07T08:00:00.001-06:00

What: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

Why: I see two copies of this book for little Ellie.

Where: So I sold one on Amazon for $3.53
(Ok, I sold it for $3.00 then Amazon calculated $3.99 shipping. The buyer paid $6.99 total. I have no idea how much of that I'll actually see, but I will update this post when I find out.)

UPDATE: Amazon listed it's fees, so here's the breakdown:
Sales Price: $3.00
Shipping Charged: $3.99 [set by Amazon]
Listing fees: ($2.79)
Actual Sipping: ($2.41)
NET: $1.79

I guess the lesson is selling your cheap stuff on Amazon isn't a cash cow. But hey, $1.79 is $1.79

Epiphany

2010-01-06T07:36:00.007-06:00

Today is the 12th day after Christmas, also called Epiphany. It's the day the three kings visited the little baby Jesus. It's also the traditional day to take down your Christmas tree. At least according to an article I read in the WSJ this morning. I take down my tree on the 1st or 2nd of January (depending on the level of my hangover on the 1st).

What: This year I identified 5 ornaments (apologies to those who gave them to me as gifts) that I can get rid of.

Why: I haven't used any of these on my tree.

Where: This one is tricky. They are nice, and some even have the tags still on. I would like to try to sell them online, but who buys ornaments in January? I could save them until November and try to sell them in a more appropriate season... but that kind of goes against this whole thing. I'm going to give ebay a go and see what happens. I'll update with my progress.

Update: So I'm attempting to sell 2 of them on ebay. The rest are going in the Garage Sale Box. Including the creepy snowman.

1/8/10 - Update #2: The 2 sold! For $9.00! Here's the breakdown.
Sale price: $9.00
Shipping charged: $5.00
Listing Fees: ($1.24)
Actual shipping: ($5.35)
NET: $7.41

Stinky Stinky Towels

2010-01-05T08:12:00.003-06:00

What: Two light grey bath towels (and the corresponding hand towel) that stink.

Why: I left these towels in the washing machine once. For a few hot days. I then threw them in the drier and baked the stink in. They were never the same again.

Where: Jason is using them as rags, but then they're being trashed. They really do stink.

Ratty Old Slippers

2010-01-04T08:30:00.000-06:00

What: Ratty old slippers

Why: We have treacherous hard wood stairs. Pair that with my natural propensity for falling down and I need good traction in my lounging footwear.

Where: Garbage

Extra: O, Christmas Tree!

2010-01-03T11:35:00.007-06:00

No, I'm not throwing it away.

Since this doesn't fit my rules (I wouldn't keep a tree longer than its usual shelf life...) I can't count it, but it IS something I'm getting rid of in a different way, so I'm going to share.

I found a local nonprofit called Do The Right Thing! Recycling that is going to pick up my tree and recycle it. The cost is a $15 donation. All I have to do is leave it outside in a clearly marked place. For another $5 they will come into your house, bag it and take it away for you.

Easy peasy!

Gift Card

2010-01-03T08:45:00.001-06:00

What: TGI Friday's Gift Card ($50)

Why: This was my husband's Christmas gift from his employer. Weak.

Where: I'm selling it online. I've checked out 3 gift card exchange sites:

Plastic Jungle - The nicest looking of the sites. They offered $37.50 cash or $39.38 in an Amazon.com gift certificate. Trading one gift card for another... interesting. I wonder how much I could get to trade in a $39.38 Amazon.com gift card. Oh surprise! The site doesn't accept Amazon.com gift certificates.

Gift Card Rescue - This site looks like it was designed using Front Page from Windows 2000. They also offered $37.50 for my $50 gift card.

Gift Card Buy Back - Ding ding ding! We have a winner! These folks offered me a whopping $39.00 for the gift card. Sold! Here's how it worked:

I entered the card details. I created an account (username, password, etc). I got an order number and and address where I will send the gift card. It said "Note: Allow up to 10 days to receive your check after you mail your gift cards." I can also track the order using my order number. I hope this works.

1/11/09 Update: The check arrived in the mail today! +$39 to my total. Wheeee!!!

These Crazy Jeans

2010-01-02T10:00:00.000-06:00

What: High waist-ed, boot cut, zipper in the back jeans

Why: I think I bought these jeans in 2000. Way before high-waisted jeans were back in. They didn't look good on me then, and they surely don't now. A good friend of mine once said, "if you wore it the first time around, you're too old to wear it the second time." Amen.

Where: Goodwill

Let's Get This Party Started with 2 Playboy Mugs

2010-01-01T10:22:00.000-06:00

What: Kitschy 70s Playboy metal mugs. With glass bottom.

Why: I saved these from my mom's garage sale last summer thinking I found something that will one day make me rich on Antique's Roadshow. Then I saw them in every other garage sale/ flea market/ antique store I happened in last year.

Where: Gave to a friend

A Goodwill Box is Hard to Find

2009-12-23T12:47:00.000-06:00

I realized this morning that I need to have a few go-to places to donate clothes. I'm set with baby clothes - they are going to The Second Child. But to get my clothes (that I don't think will sell at a garage sale) outta here I need to find a convenient drop box.

Luckily, Goodwill thought of this and has an online locator.
http://locator.goodwill.org/

Looks like I'm headed to 1201 W. Washington. I have no idea where that is. But will figure it out and keep my eyes peeled for a drop box in my 'hood. There has to be one. Right?